Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
