I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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