eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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