No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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