Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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