god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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