If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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