You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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