ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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