He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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