Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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