He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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