I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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