I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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