you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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