He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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