I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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