We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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