Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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