he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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