I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
