how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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