I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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