i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
