weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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