what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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