You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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