But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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