Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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