mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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