her vagine was all disorganized.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
