She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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