are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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