So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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