He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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