he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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