I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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