He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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