that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
i need some magic done to my vagina
True strength comes from lack of pants
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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