who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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