i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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