your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
