I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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