He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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