Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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