508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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