More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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