I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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