her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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