we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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