if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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